21: Untitled (Happy Thanksgiving)

November 28th, 2019  |  1 hr 25 mins

We recorded this late, so I didn't edit it. We talk about memes, bad show titles, ignorant grammar, and a couple of stories about rats. It's long and meandering, but this one's fun.

20: W2W w/ Trevor Marzella

November 21st, 2019  |  1 hr 11 mins

@tbags216 guest hosts this instant classic. We discuss the Irishman (skip to 17:45 to avoid spoilers), 21 under 20, and how to increase casualties (dear FBI, it's irony...).

19: On Fleet

November 14th, 2019  |  1 hr 6 mins

The bois are back in town! We dick around for 30 mins, then discuss the new MOMA and the Met Beurer's Vija Celmins show. Someone give us a Hulu password. We're suffering from Love Island withdrawal.

18: LA Riot w/ Rachel Malin & Alan Prazniak

October 31st, 2019  |  1 hr 19 mins

Not so live from Los Angeles! Newcomer Rachel (@raycheemalmal) and returning champ Alan (@alanpraz) join us to discuss relationships, a Pornhub sponsored show at Maccarone, empowerment and self-promotion on Instagram, Pompei (Rachel's a geologist), middle school dances, naming pets, and Rachel plugs the Bunny Museum.

17: Vegas Edition: Sister Act w/ Jessica Camperchioli

October 24th, 2019  |  1 hr 11 mins

Greene & Lewis: West from Las Vegas! My sister Jess and I reminisce about our childhood in Ohio, getting caught doing drugs, and being pro-Juggalo. Don’t miss the end. Jess was present at a major historical event.

16: THOT vs. Thought

October 17th, 2019  |  1 hr 4 mins

This is a good one. There's more art talk than usual...a lot more. Museum shows, instagram trends, and French Canadians are all covered. We talk too much about the Buzzr network and Will learns what Lava Lounge ads are actually for. I bought a yellow Adidas windbreaker. It's tight.

15: The Middle Horse

October 10th, 2019  |  52 mins 12 secs

Dominatrix therapy, cargo pants, and spoiler alert for Joker.

(This one's a little shorter than usual. We lost a big chunk to a recording problem, but we'll be back in full force next week.)

14: Glass Apple w/ Erika Hickle

October 3rd, 2019  |  1 hr 5 mins

Erika (@pixieforest69) returns. We talk about 90's urban myths, a bizarre tabloid story, fantasies of being a detective, and a certain glass apple. (Note to the true heads: "tote bag bitch" is uttered at 27:53 in Ep.06. For the last time...I DIDN'T CUT IT OUT!)

13: Repentance

September 27th, 2019  |  1 hr 9 mins

We talk about my visit to San Gennaro and analog TV channels. The last half is great conversation about religion and lack of community.

12: Guinan Hats

September 19th, 2019  |  1 hr 4 mins

A real smorgasbord of an episode. We cover LES shows, lot lizards, Shane Gillis's cancellation, nice vs. politeness, Will's fascination with Egypt, mine with castles, learning to speak Vulcan, vintage toy hunting, Rasputin and Kelly Clarkson.

11: OSHA's 9/11

September 11th, 2019  |  1 hr 8 mins

We talk about Hyperallergic's series of articles on art handler exploitation for most of the episode. It gets fun at the end when Will explores his dark past and we argue about doing the dishes. I'm not supposed to complain about the podcast on the podcast anymore. You never hug the help. <3

10: Another Brick in the Road

September 5th, 2019  |  1 hr 10 mins

It's just the bois this week. Topics include crying at media, instagram loan follow up, a bizarre amazon review, and fascist Epcot.

09: Hangover Nail w/ Erika Hickle & Alan Prazniak

August 29th, 2019  |  1 hr 46 mins

foot fetish

Erika and Alan join us to talk gross medical stories for 45 minutes. Not for the faint of heart. We also hear some listener feedback, classify fruit by Pokemon type, find our celebrity look alikes, talk sincerely about style, and end on a patented outro trainwreck.

08: Live From Olive Garden w/ Ulrika Andersson

August 22nd, 2019  |  1 hr 18 mins

Ulrika's on this one! Topics include: Kevin Costner, Tom Selleck, Will's D.A.R.E corner, the morality of giving, when your real-self comes out, Brené Brown, prep school repression, and some Once Upon a time in Hollywood... followup. Oh, also we went to Olive Garden in Times Square.

Will still can't use a microphone. I'm sorry about all the audio problems. I did my best...I really did...

07: A Very Special Ep(stein)isode

August 14th, 2019  |  1 hr 16 mins

Another dicey one. We talk about paper hoarding, Will's past life as a bracelet boi, giant squid hunting, Richard Branson's shit palace, accelerationism, and of course...Jeffrey Epstein. Rest in power.

06: Tote Bag Bitch

August 8th, 2019  |  1 hr 10 mins

This one's full of anxiety. We talk about gas station dick pills, bar encounters with strangers (Will roofied himself), my comprehensive theory of music, and Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood. One thing's for sure, it's a pity party.