07: A Very Special Ep(stein)isode

August 14th, 2019  |  1 hr 16 mins

Another dicey one. We talk about paper hoarding, Will's past life as a bracelet boi, giant squid hunting, Richard Branson's shit palace, accelerationism, and of course...Jeffrey Epstein. Rest in power.

06: Tote Bag Bitch

August 8th, 2019  |  1 hr 10 mins

This one's full of anxiety. We talk about gas station dick pills, bar encounters with strangers (Will roofied himself), my comprehensive theory of music, and Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood. One thing's for sure, it's a pity party.

05: Aqua Gay Hunger Force

August 1st, 2019  |  1 hr 2 mins

We talk about Warren Kanders, friends of Dorothy, and the first democratic debate. Please don't DM me with nice comments about Will. In fact, you should DM him and tell him to stop interrupting my patented monologues.

04: My Mom the Log Lady w/ Alan Prazniak

July 25th, 2019  |  1 hr 36 mins

Alan Prazniak (@alanpraz) is a throughly talented painter with a penetrative imagination and a penchant for quirk. We squander all of that. Instead, we talk about Super Nintendo and our broken families–between bouts of bullying Will.

Hang in til the end 'cause Will's drunken plugs might be the funniest thing we've yet recorded.

03: The Rusty Bois

July 18th, 2019  |  1 hr 5 mins

The boys talk about cursed object collecting, the devious elderly, a chief wahoo tattoo, and lots of other Cleveland escapades. We also complain about capitalism, but stay tuned for 'Will's Hot-Ass Take Corner' at the end. Sorry about this one, the beach is a hell of a drug.

02: Raiden's Belgian Linen

July 11th, 2019  |  1 hr 3 mins

The boys talk about Christopher Lambert, down-market forgeries, plastic surgery, and touristy museums. Other stuff too. We recorded this awhile ago, I can't remember.

01: Who's Afraid of Hot Topic?

July 1st, 2019  |  1 hr 7 mins

The boys talk about 7th grade parties, the Game Show Network, fanny packs, a bro named Scott, and how to teach collage to the youths. I mix up additive and subtractive color. Shut up.