About the show

Official podcast for artistic failures.

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Episodes

  • 180: Sudden Infant Dingo Syndrome

    December 29th, 2022  |  58 mins 48 secs

    Christmas catch up, 'The Stranger', 'Facing Nolan', and fast food talk.

  • 179: A Lot of Pigeons in the Puzzle

    December 23rd, 2022  |  1 hr 7 mins

    'Painter's Painting', 'You've Got Mail' and 'Sleepless in Seattle', religious Gen Z, studio talk, and Jasper Johns.

  • 178: Greene & Lotus

    December 15th, 2022  |  1 hr 1 min

    White Lotus...spoilers right off the bat. If you haven't seen it, save this one.

  • 177: Lynyrd Skynyrdization

    December 8th, 2022  |  1 hr 5 mins

    The Christmas season, Kanye and Jones, the Twitter Files, a decade of exhaustion, and "small" art.

  • 176: Big Roger Energy

    December 1st, 2022  |  1 hr 3 mins

    Stains, tub time, cyber Monday, deliveries, a doomed Santa Claus rally, CBDC, becoming a regular, slutty food orders, Jerry Gogosian's 'Art Smack' podcast, and influencers.

  • 175: Girthy Squirt

    November 24th, 2022  |  59 mins 13 secs

    Early Thanksgiving, Will's night in, a hacked Instacart, random assorted goofiness, making more money, debt, and the New School strike.

  • 174: Horny for Words

    November 17th, 2022  |  1 hr 2 mins

    Skincare drought, expenses, FTX, tech roundup, ownership, learning, context clues, and thoughts on Agnes Martin.

  • 173: The String Cheese Incident

    November 11th, 2022  |  1 hr 6 mins

    Daylight savings, Apple woes, shredded cheese disaster, the homeless problem, a real live man spreader, Jasper John's house, and Winston Churchill's paintings.

  • 172: Lamentation of Quality

    November 3rd, 2022  |  1 hr 4 mins

    Paytch People! Sorry about the lack of eps. We have them, but my computer is in the shop. For now, we're editing on Will's comp and limited in our output. I'll put out a bunch as soon as I'm able.

    Anyway, this episode covers sandwich toppings, Halloween, Paul Pelosi, Elon Musk, Disney gays, the old guard, changing social dynamics, and breakdowns in communication. Enjoy.

  • 171: Big Hand Energy

    October 27th, 2022  |  1 hr 8 mins

    The fog has your boys sleepy, until getting energized to talk about the new Adam Curtis doc "Traumazone." It's got everything: perestroika, drunk uncle Yeltsin, and pissed-off horses. Plus, we light a Marby short for Peter Schjeldahl, who hated British painting as much as we do.

  • 170: You Don't Know About Bend and Snap?

    October 20th, 2022  |  1 hr 12 mins

    Rough days, more from Will's Movie Canon, third pie, warmongering, about "Chroma", and a meditation on American Painting.

  • 169: Death Con 3

    October 13th, 2022  |  1 hr 1 min

    Will is sick, Kanye losing it, nukes, vibes and more. Weird week. I don't really know what we're on about in this one...

  • 168: Art World Arbitration

    October 6th, 2022  |  1 hr 6 mins

    This week it's the mystery of the broken tank, Bros tanks at the box office, The Guggenheim's Scapegoat, and Wolfgang Tillmans at MOMA.

  • 167: Coming to America

    September 29th, 2022  |  1 hr 8 mins

    Back in the studio. The high holidays, snow days, The Hound, Shelby Foote, jet lag, eating habits, monkeypox vax, tank models, skinny is back, Bacon's studio, thinking vs. making, and Mondrian.

  • 166: Paris

    September 19th, 2022  |  1 hr 26 mins

    What can you say? We'll miss you.

  • 165: Deux Moules à Bruxelles

    September 15th, 2022  |  1 hr 23 mins

    This one takes an odd turn, but there's no editing on the continent. Brussels, Vimy Ridge, The Somme, and Amiens.