About the show

Official podcast for artistic failures.

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Episodes

  • 116: Mind/Mirror

    September 30th, 2021  |  2 hrs 33 mins

    Jasper Johns.

  • 115: The Sag

    September 24th, 2021  |  1 hr 5 mins

    Young at heart, old in nipple height: Aging sucks, dental work is weird, getting faux-high on air, and anticipating the JJ retrospective.

  • 114: Zardoz

    September 18th, 2021  |  1 hr 26 mins

    This delirious episode contains: Diane Lane Cinematic Universe, "Brown Bunny," 70's Bod, Wedding Attire and Attendance, and "the Dress"

  • 113: Corolla of the Sky

    September 9th, 2021  |  1 hr 23 mins

    This week it's Donda, beach cruising, and my trip to Alaska.

  • 112: The Onsen

    August 27th, 2021  |  1 hr 7 mins

    Turmoil at Greene & Lewis HQ, movies and TV, food pouches, captive audience bits, and organization.

  • 111: Are We Canceling Titian?

    August 19th, 2021  |  1 hr 8 mins

    More food talk, Rhode Island, fishing, Bob Odenkirk, Will's right-wing text messages, City MD problems, "Can We Ever Look at Titian's Paintings the Same Way Again?", and problems with art criticism in general.

  • 110: The Food Episode

    August 12th, 2021  |  58 mins 41 secs

    We literally talk about food the whole time.

  • 109: Choose Not To Suffer

    August 6th, 2021  |  1 hr 32 mins

    We dive into Will's movie cannon, toilet paper, crystals, AP classes, Cuomo, Covid, and worries about the future.

  • 108: Cannonball Apples

    July 29th, 2021  |  1 hr 3 mins

    Will's got a new hat, matching attire, drugs, family style meals, and Cezanne drawings.

  • 107: The New C-Word

    July 22nd, 2021  |  1 hr 6 mins

    This week we mistake ash for smog, and discuss social media overuse, attention spans, movies, a Bentley couch, and issues of design.

  • 106: Business Paper Interruptions

    July 16th, 2021  |  59 mins 58 secs

    We discuss painting melamine, stories from the Post and the Times, the necessity of college (or not), arts education, Instagram, careerism, and finally we get interrupted by some business papers.

  • 105: I Do Know, I Don't Know

    July 8th, 2021  |  58 mins 59 secs

    We discuss beach etiquette, generalized anxiety, compartmentalizing, ego, avoidance, and moving forward in life.

  • 104: Consider the Lobster Roll

    June 25th, 2021  |  1 hr 17 mins

    We're talking the New York mayoral results, vax stuff, a float tank experience, Cheerios kids, and finally we Consider the Lobster Roll.

  • 103: Poverty by a Thousand Cuts

    June 18th, 2021  |  1 hr 1 min

    Greene & Lewis birthday-sode!

  • 102: The Hamster Wheel of Time

    June 11th, 2021  |  1 hr 13 mins

    Ben Affleck's back tattoo, Will's beach report, gay couples arguing, a certain Venmo request, and Alex Hay.

  • 101: Operation Choke Point

    June 3rd, 2021  |  1 hr 21 secs

    There was a trip to Ikea, a lighting project, Discover card, kink at pride, and safe search online.